Douche-tastic Court Case!

It's not everyday that a judge gets the opportunity to hear words like "Douchebag" and possibly some of its subspecies like "Champagne Douchernova" and "Jean Claude Van Douche" without having to charge someone for being in contempt of court, but New Jersey Superior Court Judge Menelaos Toskos presided over one such case!  After the book "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" by Jay Louis (cover picture above) was published, some 'Hot Chicks' decided to sue last October over their appearance in the book.  Allegations included that, since the publication, the girls have had to undergo medical treatment and psychological therapy.  One 'chick' claims that she didn't get a job as Maitre' d at a country club because someone saw her in the book.  The judge recently dismissed the defamation lawsuit, filed by the three women, with "prejudice" on all counts.  See the writeup here on The Smoking Gun. 

The book was published as a continuation of the success seen by the blog that started the sensation www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com and below are two of the 'chicks' that filed the lawsuit.  The uniquely titled picture of a "Federbag" is followed by an equally unique and succinct definition of this type of 'douche', which I made sure to provide below since it's hard to read in the picture.  

Bottom line:  If you're a hot chick and you hang with douches, Don't Get Caught Taking A Picture With Them!!

"Another of the fully formed college scrotes, slightly more toxic than the Fratbag, is the Federbag.  The Federbag impersonates the D-List actor/rapper/ex-husband of whichever pop-culture douchelebrity is in vogue.  By emulating the trends of talentless gossip-rag fodder, the Federbag hopes to appeal to hotties by displaying his celebri-echo.  His reappropriation of a culturally validated celebrity image.

Federbags, although not actually famous, use such powerful image reconstruction as to render the Federbag an actual douche celebrity.  These D-List wannabes spend their unemployed years emulating their tabloid headlining progenitors while burning through trust funds and credit cards.

Famous in their own minds, they live the celebrity rock-star lifestyle while being neither celebrity nor rock star.  Just pud."